I must begin today’s “Under The Wire” with a first-ever warning. At the present time, no more than 50 people are allowed to view this column at a time. If several hundred of you are gathered around to read this together, you need to lay down the paper, place your hands behind your head and slowly walk away.

There, that should take care of any liability issues that may arise in this unusual world we find ourselves living in today.

Now for the good news. I, along with many of you may become candidates for some type of medal honoring our extraordinary efforts in the areas of “soci...