The Haxtun-Fleming Herald - What can we reason but from what we know? -Alexander Pope

Some time ago, certain someone in my household returned home from a morning walk with an injured cat. Said cat allowed us to claim her, though we all know cats can never be owned. Two years later, she has accomplished something no other cat has achieved at our place; she manages to stay inside most of the time. The fact that she gets by on just three legs is really just a poor excuse on our part. The problem is that we let her get too close to us, including her ability to vocalize expressions we have never heard from a feline before.

This past week we were somewhat at a loss to discover her ab...