Today’s column is written for male readers only. Sorry ladies. Today you’ll just have to flip the pages to the classifieds or somewhere else. The subject matter I intend to deal with in the next few paragraphs is just ... well, let’s say, it’s too sensitive to us guys for you to see.

OK, men, now that the women are all gone, I’ll explain the secrecy. It’s not that females wouldn’t have understood. In fact, it’s the opposite. They would probably understand. Even worse, they would agree with me.

By now I probably have you men confused. Let me explain. There are ti...