These days, every new idea seems to involve the internet or a computer. That is, every new idea by everyone but me. While the rest of the world seems to think only in terms of e-mail, Web sites and Dot coms, I remain a hold out for hammer, nails, post holes and ideas that involve sweat. I’m never going to change the world with my ideas, therefore, to survive I had better join into this new way of thinking.

I’ve decided to get modern, get hep, get digital or whatever you call today’s thinking All I have to do now is figure out something I know how to do and turn it into a computer...