OK, so what do you do when you can’t write about anything you think is funny because it might offend someone? It’s particularly hard to do if your goal is to entertain, not offend anyone.

I must admit I haven’t been particularly fond of 2020. Oh, we had a great calf crop, just barely enough moisture to keep us in grass until fall and hit a pretty good market with our calves. That part of this past year was pretty good. The trouble is, those 46 words you just read is about all the good things I can say about the past 365 days. That’s one single good word every eight days. Not e...