The Haxtun-Fleming Herald - What can we reason but from what we know? -Alexander Pope

Long time “Under the Wire” readers are by now aware of my propensity towards accidents and injuries. The truth of the matter is, new readers won’t have to read very many of these columns to figure out, several include details of my latest “oops!”

The most recent published adventure involved having a cow use me for a door mat, resulting in close to two dozen fractures to various bones in my frame. I said “published” because that isn’t my most recent miscalculation. That one would be parking my pickup loaded with my four wheeler in not exactly the correct spot to back the...