The Haxtun-Fleming Herald - What can we reason but from what we know? -Alexander Pope

Talk about close calls! I just had one. It was so close, just the thought of it gives me chills. “what,” you may ask, “was so memorably awful?” I’m going to begin writing very slowly and carefully because my hand begins to tremble as I think about it. In spite of my terror at the very thought of it, here it is in print.

I almost retired. Yep, for a few days it looked like I was headed toward a life of rocking chairs, soft food and 24 hour a day television. At least I think that is what retired folks do.

It seems like at a certain point in life, most people begin to plan their retirement. 401ks...